my inventions

a taxi that takes you where you need to go not where you want to go

a train that lays it’s own tracks so it can drive on roads

a television that shows you what you need to watch not what you want to watch

a reverse trampoline

a cup that empties itself when filled with too much whater

breaks on cars that stop instantly not slowly like most breaks

my thoughts

how many wipes after a trip to the toilet does it take before you think something is wrong here?